Episode Transcript Hey, wake up. Hey, wake up. Where am I? It's International Feel on 101.5 UMFM. UMFM.com or internationalfeel.org. Hey, Maze. Looks like you've been asleep. You've been out for, I don't know, 12 weeks. Have you guys been doing the show without me? No, technically you've been sitting there the whole time. Oh, man. We've been actually keeping you up. I feel like I've missed a lot. Yeah, we were poking you with that stick. I thought you were a goner, but thanks for joining us. Okay, just recap everything you talked about in the last three months. Oh, you'll have to check the website and listen to those past websites. Which website? internationalfeel.org. Ooh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, thanks for joining us. Maze is in the studio. Back from Dreamland. [Unclear overlapping speech.] what was the last thing you remember I think I honestly I can't remember You know what I think the last thing I remember from when you were still lucid was we were getting into the recreational chloroform I think we had that rag I do remember that part Then you climbed on that horse and pretty much immediately fell off yeah and uh and then I put you in that chair and that's you've been there since three months that's three months yeah pretty much so summer's summer season well thanks for uh I missed the summer summer's over dog summer's pretty much over but uh I mean it's it's fall I feel like fall I'm down I'm down with the leaves changing yeah I've been dabbling in the pumpkin spice a little bit oh yeah yeah there's a lot of uh pumpkin spices in a lot of products these days I'm a big fan of sweater weather oh I love a good sweater I'm Wearing a sweater tonight yeah long sleeves is for yeah yeah it's become fashionable I even in the summer when I'm at the the beach and I'm wearing my tank top I like to bring a set of sleeves uh just because yeah you have like this like garter kind of system looks like clips a lot Of snaps and clips and a lot of a lot of straps and uh yeah connecting these we don't want to to a tank top yeah well it kind of I get like a weird uh tan where it's a lot of crisscrossing it kind of looks like a spiderweb too yeah but I like it it's grown on me cool uh yeah yeah it's International Feel uh we're just kind of recapping the summer uh and uh mazes joining us our old nightlife correspondent but I guess you haven't been out in the nightlife uh recently because you've been in apparently I've been out you've been oh so I've been out partying for three months That's what we meant by you were out I mean it's been a long dream yeah can you describe your dream any any what's the highlights of the dream yeah any interesting uh revelations come to you I was riding a horse this one time and uh I think I was in a race Oh at a race yeah do you remember who you were racing was it uh anyone notable Not, well, were there, like, knights? I feel like there was, like, knights. That's cool. Some kingdom. Oh, a kingdom. Maybe. Oh, so you were, like, back in time. Oh, jeez. Oh, that's cool. I wish I could have a cool dream like that. Yeah, I don't dream, I don't remember my dreams too much. I don't really remember my dreams, and I don't really, like, when I do, I don't travel back in time or do anything, like, fun like that. Yeah. It's always just, like, present day, I'm in, like, a normal situation. I don't know it's pretty boring I'm doing my taxes I don't know trimming my beard who knows should start to dream journaling or something on uh just between uh talking breaks here or people Can call in and tell us their dreams yeah tell us your dreams on the dream line 204-269-8636 we're here and we want to hear your dreams and we will loosely interpret them oh yeah we'll act them out we'll uh we'll produce like a little interpretive play uh and you can uh you can see We're gonna tell you what that means yeah yeah yeah for sure we'll we'll tell you what your dreams mean or what they mean to us or you know whatever oh yeah maybe we'll we'll take some if it's a good idea we can put into a movie yeah oh yeah we're getting into some of these future sketches here yeah and by calling the dream line you that uh means you you hand over all uh creative Of uh licensing to your dream to us yeah feel yeah just look at whatever the uh like instagram terms and services are it's probably very similar to ours yeah just apply those to us and uh you're good uh so yeah dream dreams uh dream a dream have you guys dream pro dream you guys pro dream I'm pro dream yeah yeah I'm big big on dreaming you're a dreamer I'm a dreamer yeah uh that's cool that's cool uh yeah thinking about uh just what could be you know yeah dreaming's good yeah I like to dream about the future dream about the past dream about uh sandwiches uh dream about Bringing the future to the past oh I like a good uh like freaking out uh like people around the castle with like an iphone or something yeah like uh like yeah yeah for sure it's kind of like wild wild west kind of like steampunk adventures like big mechanical spiders in the wild west let me pull Up google maps I'll show you what's on the other side of the ocean just yeah yeah imagine uh yeah I don't know I'll probably explode some brains yeah it's a good use uh for the sync your maps offline in case you go back in time and there's no satellites to coordinate that stuff that's The International Feel tip of the evening yeah bring it bring a satellite with you oh yeah if you can if you can if you can if you're gonna time travel best to bring your own satellite we were bring all the technology you want you should you really should we were planning on launching a Satellite uh when was that going up in orbit yeah uh International Feel uh what was it going to be called it was going to be called uh uh yellow origin or orange tapestry just bringing good tunes to you 24 7 yeah yeah it was going to be uh it was this is going to be I don't know what It was going to do I thought everyone's just shooting up uh space junk so I want to just Just shooting up these things. Shooting up that space junk. Yeah. No, guys, you shouldn't shoot up the space junk. No. Maybe we should put our foot down, and we should tell the listeners out there and the Youth of the radio, I guess, don't shoot up the space junk. Say no to space junk. Yeah. We need to limit the space junk. We need to limit space junk because the skies, there's only one sky. Skies just can't take it. Yeah. We don't want the sky actually to fall. Don't stress the sky out. You know, we've been scraping the sky with skyscrapers for far too long. Good point. You know what? I want, maybe we should be gentler. Maybe we should build some sky ticklers. Yeah. Something for some sky respect. Yeah. We should honor the sky and not scrape it. Yes. Stop scraping. No, I'm with you on that. Let's respect the sky. I see the disrespect now. It's been going on for far too long. Yeah. And we should all take a look in the mirror and just look at what you've done. Look at what we've done. and maybe take a lesson from Jimi Hendrix and excuse me while I kiss the sky. Everyone. Yeah, Aaron, take one minute of silence here to kiss the sky. Sky's a surprisingly good kisser. Yeah. No, it's a juicy one. Wet kiss tonight. Maze, it's good to have you back. Lucid in the studio. You're not just like a coat rack where I'm just throwing my wet towels on you every week. We don't have to maintain your facial hair anymore and only shave half of it. I mean, it does look like you had like a big dummy here that looked like me. And you just had it sitting here. So I do, I love the detail that you put into this thing. It's carved out of wood. It looks really similar to me. It's fairly similar. Yeah. it even has like a couple of your catchphrases I feel like it had a lot of good points today so uh listeners if you can distinguish which one is Maze speaking and which one is the dummy we'll give you a gold star uh you can send for that gold star yeah yeah well you'll have to call in On the dream line yeah yeah it's also a gold star I mean I remember you guys were giving out stickers oh yeah we still have some stickers you guys still have stickers yeah we do have lots of stickers yeah yeah we ordered hundreds and oh we had a crate full of them so if you want some Stickers, check out the website. [Unclear overlapping speech about stickers.] to cover up some like uh I've heard there's been a spat of hateful graffiti and stuff going around Oh yeah. Okay, so [unclear] if you see some hate kind of Oh yeah. Okay, so [unclear] if you see some hate kind of on that yeah yeah yeah we'll slap some stickers on that don't worry yeah um stickers fix everything get in contact with us you can reach out to us on the at uh internationalfeel.org and uh we'll get Some stickers in your hand if uh it goes to a good cause for sure we'll vet you for your cause yeah we're uh we're always happy to uh get down with a good cause uh you know what else is good cause playing some music we should probably do that um like aerosmith once said [singing: “Dream On”] Wonder what steven tyler dreams of yeah uh thank you steven tyler for uh stopping by the studio uh and for offering those uh pearls of wisdom and uh sick licks sick licks for sure sick lips sick lips yeah that that too Uh okay do you do any air smith uh karaoke that'd be a good one I could actually yes I do sounds like you you do you've got the voice oh yeah it's it's the it's the one from the movie from the 90s. Oh, yeah. Lion King? The one where they go up to space and blow up the rock? I can't remember. Heavy Metal? Yeah, I think that's the one. I think Bruce Willis is in it, too. Bruce Willis was in Heavy Metal? Must be. I think he, yeah, okay. I'm going to have to check the facts on that one. I knew he had, like, an album. Bruce Willis was an intergalactic rock star in the 80s. That's 100% true. That's fact. That's just fact. That'll get into the transcript and then scrape by AI, and that will be put into the history books. That'll be fact 30 years from now. Yeah. Someone once said, it's plausible. It's plausible. It's plausible. He was in an intergalactic space rock band. All right. Maybe on that note. There are reports. There are reports. Someone once said. let's hear some rock bands yeah yeah intergalactic space rock this planet yeah uh oh yeah that's what we do space rock we terrestrial space rock that's what we do we play uh we play interstellar Grooves that come from uh terrestrial environments one nation or another yeah so uh this is International Feel we're here for another half hour if you can tolerate the silliness stick with us. Some people call us gangsters of love. Some people call us... Oh, Grease! But you can call us International Feel on 101.5 UMFM. International Feel! That door's hinges need to be greased again. I think we need to oil that. I forgot about that. I was a bit squeaky. International Feel! yeah UMFM.com internationalfeel.org uh as the most popular method 101.5 on the dial of your car radio yeah that gets us live uh on wednesdays from 9 to 10 which uh maybe you're Listening to us live right now we thank you sharing this moment with us uh but maybe you're listening to us uh in the future and this is me speaking to you from the past uh also thanks for listening to us but uh yeah we do this live every week uh it's fun uh we woke up Maze this week uh Thanks for waking up Maze I've been here the whole time you've been here the whole time but you've been uh deep in sleep uh dreaming about horses and camelot and uh fair maidens and uh I think there was there a cyclops or was that maybe the odyssey I think I fought a wolf but You fought a wolf uh that's interesting something like that well uh somehow I survived to make it back to the show that's cool it was it was a teacup wolf uh is that like a pocket wolf yeah so it's uh it's actually particularly barbaric of you to fight a teacup wolf like it started it Oh you were sitting in my tea just minding my own business drinking tea and this teacup wolf and that's when I woke up uh well uh thanks for waking up uh would you like a cup of tea Or is that triggering? I'm sorry. Yeah, coffee. Okay. I'm on coffee now. Okay. After that teacup wolf incident. I'm on caffeine and nicotine infused sparkling water. Yeah, I'm on the hard stuff. Yeah, the hard stuff. But thanks for having me. Yeah, well, thanks for waking up. Like I said, anytime you want to step by the studio, we've got an open door policy. Oh. That goes with the community at large. Yeah, the doors are so open that wolves have been known to come [unclear]. The hinges are freshly oiled, so they won't squeak when you step inside. So you're telling me it wasn't a dream? It may have been a dream. Yeah. Tune in next week. Was it a dream? Are you dreaming right now, listener? Hey, are you dreaming? Has this been a dream? All this and more will be revealed on next week's episode of International Feel. on International Feel 101.5 UMFM. Internationalfeel.org is this is this to be continued are we doing it to be continued we could we could leave it on a bit of a cliffhanger do we have anything good to hang on find out if your life was all just a dream is this all just a dream Are we all waking up if you're driving please pull over to the side of the road wake up wake up people if you're driving wake up you need to wake up I hope that helped and got everyone home safe some person just like listening to the radio Sitting in their chairs dozed off it's like kind of stirred away yes we're talking to you go to bed get home right now drive safe but go to bed but also wake up right now wake up just to go to bed Yeah get yourself home wake up get some coffee drive safe drive go maybe uh go to see a late night uh movie or something go for a beer maybe drive to drive uh past the outskirts you know Just till the sun sunset turns into a sunrise man keep driving till you're you're just one with the white line on the road anyways that's that's some uh some meditations with International Feel yeah Hope we drive drive on drive on drive on uh yeah okay I don't know I don't know what else we're doing here uh yeah we got minute minute 45 two minutes to come this says three minutes I don't [Overlapping discussion about the clocks and a 30-second ad.] [Overlapping discussion about the clocks and a 30-second ad.] All right. Anything else you want to advertise? Do you want to plug anything? Plug mention? I guess there's a show coming up you guys should go to in October. Oh, yeah, yeah. What's that show again? It's Club 60. It's the Army, Navy, Air Force in Osborne Village. And what's the address of that? Oh, it's 433 River. Oh, and who's playing? And there's this band called Naked Summer. Oh, they're friends of the show. They're good. I think they've requested that we mention it on the radio. There's our one plug of the day. It's said to do it casually. Yeah. So it's free. No cover. Do you guys like free music? I like free music. I think cheap drinks and free music is a good deal. That's a good combination. I think it should be more common for patrons to tip the band. Yeah, just throw money at the band. Shower musicians in money. I hear Naked Summer appreciates being pelted with a small change. 50s are preferred. Rolls of $50 rolls of toonies. Just a sock full of toonies. Throw them as hard as you can at the band. Oh, they're good at ducking. They're very energetic. We bring a magnet to the show, too, to make sure we pick up all those things. They play in like an electromagnetic field. Oh, yeah. So it's like you got to really throw it hard to get through the field. Yeah. It hits the field and then it goes right to our pockets. Oh, okay. Splits it evenly amongst the men. It's a bit of a, yeah, that's cool. Yeah. A bit of some music, some science. Science demonstration. Technology we found. Yeah, it's very cool. Don't ask where we found it. It's an alien crash site. I, we weren't supposed to say that. Oh, wait, okay. We made it in-house. Okay, well, since we... Oh, okay. Aliens love change. Aliens love small change. They can't get enough of nickels. No. They love them. Don't tell them the penny has been discontinued. They're on the search for them. Yeah. No, actually, yeah, aliens are collecting the last pennies in existence. Must be the metals. Yeah, I think so. There's something special. It's a complex alloy. There's something special about it. Yeah. Or maybe they're just coin collectors. Who knows? Who knows? uh all these questions and more will be revealed on next week's episode of International Feel on wednesday night from nine to ten uh International Feel is on UMFM.com 101.5 uh on the dial and internationalfeel.org uh that's their official hq yeah 130 episodes 120 something episodes I can't even I can't count that high so that's uh that's a lot of hours That's a lot of hours that we're putting out so just try to stop us it's free content but yeah we'll be back next week anything you want to say before we go I'm back back baby International Feel until next week do you want to say signing off anyone no No? No. Okay. Wake up. Wake up. Yeah, wake up. Wake up
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