Episode Transcript
We're live. This is International Feel on one one point five UMFM. Or u m f m dot com or international feel dot org or anywhere that is online, I guess. Mhmm. Mhmm. Yep. Anywhere. Any website has... It's an international field feed nowadays. It's got international field capabilities. Most most websites, I think, are compatible with international feel Yeah. I've heard. And and you know when people are complaining about tracking cookies? Yes. It's the... It's international feel that they're actually complaining about. We're in every website that's constant... Mhmm. Got her tentacles wrapped around the world. How did that happen? Did we do that? We've been on the ground floor of The internet? Of adopting technologies, cutting edge technologies, some that are so cutting edge that we get hurt in the process. And... We're we're getting cut on those cutting edges drawing blood. More often than not. We gotta go... We get cut. We get burnt. Oh, yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of burnings. A lot of... Steam getting shot at you. Almost, I wanna say I'm waterboarded on a daily basis Yeah. Yeah. Doing this show. And it's a it's a weekly show. And that's outside of just our innovation work. That's just just another side thing we do. Oh, yeah. That's just that's just my own personal business. I don't have talk about that anymore. But, yes. Yeah. Yeah. It's, we're we're we're cutting edge. We're, at the same time, we're we're the future. We're also rooted in the past, and we we we have a strong foundation of... We've we've been doing this for quite a while. So so we look to the future, but we also have a rich history Yep. This international field program. And and part of that rich history is our nightlife correspondent, Maze. I can't compete with that. You guys eloquently presented your show. Yeah. No. We have to. We're presenters. Yeah. This is what we do. This is what they they sometimes pay us for. You guys have a Presentainers. Presentainers. Yeah. It's like infotainment. We're we're presentainers. No. I hate... I can't can't even beat that, you know. You don't have There is no nightlife. It's it's... You know. Nightlife can't keep up with us. Yeah. Is that what you're saying? Okay. So we are the nightlife. No. I I hope, you know, Wednesday night. Like, are just... Everyone sits down, stays in... No one's dancing to a... Turns on the ring. They can dance too. I think they can... You know? Like, I think our our banter, the rhythms of our banter is enough to dance to. I think you guys have a good... I mean, I'm dancing right now. I'm always dancing. I got ants in my pants. Like, literally, though. Those are just pants made of it. Yeah. Yeah. Like... It's Special pants made of I came in with my beard of bees and my ants. Your ants. Yes. I'm I'm a walking bug bug zoo today. He's he's bugging out. I'm bugging out today. Do they attract ants or do they come with the ants? They were honeypans. They were honey... They started out as honeypans. Yeah. Honeypants and a honey beard. And I I brought the bees and the ants. Yeah. So that's me today. I don't know. They're not like biting you or stinging or any of that stuff like... Oh, constantly. Oh, God. But I've I've learned to... I I'm very... I've been doing like like deep breathing exercises and like meditation, so I'm good. Do you have that like smoke billow? Oh, yeah. Definitely. Is that what it's called, billow? I I imagine. Yeah. A billow kinda just is like a thing to blow. Yeah. Thing that blows. Just been, I've just been... I've got this big cigar, this stogie that I've been smoking and blowing the smoke at the bees hoping it would work, but it kinda does the trick. Pretty it's pretty cool. It just looks like a cigar suspended in this kind of like wave of bees. Yeah. It's... The bees seem to like it too. Yeah. The bees love this cigar, which is the opposite of what I wanted. I'm still smoking it though. You're a whole ecosystem. I am. I am. I don't know if they'll ever leave, which is... It might be a problem. Yeah. Just learn to live my life. I guess you you could always go underwater or something to Yeah. Get rid of these. Oh, right. We were we were planning on taking a bit of a dip. Yeah. Well, we we are about to set sail. We were on the deck of our Pleasure Craft, and we were about to set sail into... Think we're dressed in scuba gear this whole time. Yeah. Well, yeah. We've got our international fuel wetsuits. Right. You guys were yammering on, and I'm, like, gotta all the tanks and it's heavy over here. Well, yeah. You've you've you've carrying three tanks. I've got all your tanks. You got the oxygen tanks. They're all filled. They're all good. Yeah. Alright. Well... I'm the captain. Skipper. The Skipper? Alright. Well, this International Feel episode is a very special episode. We're... Yeah, like I said, we're on a pleasure craft. We're going out to international waters, and this is gonna be an underwater episode. And what were you looking to to document today? Some some whales? It's gonna be whale week? Whales. I think we're I think we're looking to partake in whale week. Yeah. Alright. So that's... Octopi. Yeah. We could try we could try an octopi. We'll see what we see. Yeah. No no promises. So here, maybe we should... I think this is far enough. Maybe maybe dive on in. We've got our international field wet suits Yeah. Which have built in microphones. They're all custom built. You gotta fall in backwards. Very short legged, short... Fall in backwards. Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Check. Check. Now these masks, they can they can pick us up? You guys... Oh, yeah. Yeah. You guys can hear me? Testing. Testing. Testing. Is this broadcasting? We're underwater. We're fully underwater. Yeah. The audience didn't respond. Are they in... Audience or can you hear us? If you can If if you can hear us, give us a call on the underwater line. Under the sea line. Yeah. The sea line. The two zero four two six nine eight six three six. Actually, check that number again. It looks like it reprinted. It's now too small for me to see. It's a... No. No. It it says doing the phone interview, use line something else. Oh, okay. Line six. So it's not that number. Forget line six. Yeah. So don't call us on line six. Yeah. Call us at two zero four two two nine seven six. No wait, that's not. That's the... That's your that's your personal number. It's my home phone number. So that's the number you've had since you were six years old. Yeah, I know. It's my social insurance number. The odds of that happening were crazy. Where are you? This is the phone number. It's been it's been replaced. There was some phone hijinks. Oh, phone hijinks. Yeah. Which explains why there... We were... Had a less than satisfactory number of callers last episode, because the phone actually wasn't working. Okay. Well, that makes sense. So the last four digits are u m f m. Right? Yeah. What is it? Eight six three six. Eight six three six. Two zero four. Two six nine. Two six nine eight six three six. That's the under the sea lion. Under the sea lion? Yeah. It's under... Well, I saw I see a sea lion above us. Yeah. So this is this our episode, the under the sea episode. Hoping to find a whale. We're whale watching. We're hoping. When we find a whale, do you know what we should do? How to how to how to react appropriately? Take a selfie? Take a selfie with a whale? Maybe. I I kinda wanna hitch a ride on a whale. That'd be kinda cool. Yeah. I wouldn't wanna be swallowed by one. No. They've got a cool filter system. Right? Maybe if we can just get get caught in Yeah. That might take a ride in their teeth like things, filter. See how deep we can go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's let's test these wetsuits out of this. These oxygen tanks. Let's let's... Spent all the money to build them up ourselves. Yeah. We have. Yeah. These are made out of bamboo, these oxygen tanks. I mean, we built... I I don't wanna say we built them, but we crafted them. Yeah. We designed them. We... There's a lot of yarn and Yeah. Popsicle sticks. Crocheted scuba gear. It works. Yeah. There's a wetsuit. So far. The wetsuit is crocheted. It's quite the sight. It's fine crochet. Yeah. Yeah. It did took a while, but we're testing it out. And I think it's doing a fine job. It's custom made, custom fit. Alright. It's getting wet and starting to sag. Yeah. Yeah. We better we better go deeper. We go... Oh. We're going deeper. We're going deep. I'm seeing a... I don't know what a a school of eels. Something swam by us. They look long. Everything's getting bigger.... Whale. Yeah. Everything's getting bigger and... Silhouette ish. Yeah. There's a It's getting darker. Lighting. Getting the deep. We gotta turn on our our underwater flashlights, I think, our our big spotlight. Mine's a lava lamp. Well, that's cool. It's gonna take forty five minutes for it to... Yeah. It's gonna take a while. It's gonna take a while before the... It's funny that it's like a lamp that looks like it's underwater underwater. I like it. That was good thinking about your part. Yeah. The lava lamp. I just have a plain one. Yeah. But it's... It changes color. No. And it flashes like Morse code, I guess. I think we'll be okay. We'll be okay. Yeah. Yeah. This is the underwater episode. Oh, I think we're at the bottom bottom. Bottom of the sea. Oh, we gotta test test my my breathing. Oh, there we go. Yeah. Sorry. Was... My tank's kinda cut out there for bit. Stepping on the the tube there. Yeah. Just lost oxygen. My face was turning blue and my eyes were kind of bugging out, but yeah, this is international feel. This is a live show. We'll be here for another half hour. We're underwater. Give us a call. Don't want to say the... The underwater's... Yeah. Under the sea line. Just go for a swim. Two zero eight six three six. Two zero four two six nine eight six three six. I need it right in front of my face or else I can't say numbers. Yeah. And there's so many competing numbers and stuff on that phone. You look at it. There's no It could be anywhere. Yeah, could be any of them. There's fish in front of my face look like numbers. There's number fish. Yeah. I think they're coming because of my angler fish like appendage that droops out over my head. Yeah. It's that reading light that you're reading and swimming. Yeah. You got that book that you just kinda went down. Anyways, international feel. Do you have something to play? Yeah. Yeah. You got your record player? Yeah. I got that. Let me just put this broadcast backpack down. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. International feel. We're here for another twenty minutes. We're underwater. This is going swimmingly. Oh. Cool. Cool. Cool. Ahoy. It's international feel. International feel. Coming to you from the depths of... Which ocean is this again? Is this that spot where all the oceans... It's the it's the meeting place of all the oceans where they all convene. Yeah. It's like... It's the... It's the... Under the sea. That point. Yeah. It's the it's the point where all oceans meet. Yeah. It's it's an undisclosed location. Hard to find, but we found it. And we're we're looking for sort of marine wildlife. Hope... Hopefully looking for some whales. Yeah. Haven't seen a whale yet. If we could see a whale, that'd be cool. An octopus, maybe a giant squid. Oh, that'd be cool. Yeah. Something... A Loch Ness monster. Oh, if we're lucky. Yeah. Is it lucky? It's a monster. We're pretty... Although we're pretty far from a Loch. Pretty far from Scotland. Yes. Maybe it's on vacation though. You know, tunnels. Loch Ness Monster. Underground tunnels. That's how it gets around. Yeah. Yeah. A little... Like a sewer system? Like a... Yeah. Sewer. Like a sewer across to the subway. Imagine there's like, you know, kinda like a... You know, how they imagine the future where you got sucked up into a tube. Oh, yeah. Like Super Mario? Yeah. Yeah. Or, you know, I don't know. Was Future... Futurama. Okay. I feel like Futurama. Yeah. So it's like they enter these little underground tunnels with flow. Yeah. And then all of a sudden, they're in the ocean. Well, I mean, that's kinda like when, like people flush, like, like, alligators down the toilet and alligators live in the sewer, which is kind Totally true. What I wanna, like, I... You know, I I don't wanna admit to it, but I released some some fish into the river, and I I wanna see if we can maybe reunite with them. So I feel like they've probably grown up by now. Maybe they turned it to fully grown... Do you think they'd remember you? I hope so. Yeah. I remember them. I remember their names. So, yeah, if I... I I don't know if they'd be deep sea, which... Oh my god. No. Is that my fish? Louie? No. It's... I don't know. It looked like him. No. It's just a Mars bar wrapper. Sadly. Yeah. Sadly, it was just trash. It's not not my beloved Louie at all. Lot... Lots of plastic in the ocean these days. Yeah. That's a sad sad state of things, but... Save the turtles. Yeah. We should we should probably collect some of this plastic while we're down here. Yeah. Turn it into something. We can probably recycle it and make a make a like a dinghy or something to sail back to our... No way. Are you serious? I hear it. I think it's listening to us. Guys. We asked for it. Wow. That's majestic. We're so close. We could touch it. It's beautiful. You could you could ride it. You could taste the whale. If you wanna It's salty. It's salty. It's salty with the water of the oceans. The harmonies are beautiful, man. Oh my god. This is so... Can call...... Spiritual experience. Are you talking to them? What do they... Can you communicate? What are they saying? What what do they have to say about the nightlife here? Yeah. Maybe you can find out where the hot spots are. No. They say fish are better at night. Okay. Okay. But they also say you should check out international field dot org. Yeah. Only... If you ever wanna listen to old episodes. They said that? They said that. Apparently, they're tuned in. We've got a good whale community out there. That's that's cool. So we've got whale fans. If you are a whale or if you're not a whale. Say whale fins. We've got... Yeah. We've got whale fins. We've got whale fins. We've got whale fins. That I didn't know we were... I don't wanna... No. I I I don't wanna cross that. I was gonna say we're Finfluencers. Oh, wow. That's pretty bad. Yeah. Well, it's it's it's really a testament to the to the kind of broadcast equipment that... Yeah. Does that... We can reach deep sea. Yeah. Do... The the listeners have graciously donated. Can we reach can we reach the... Reach out to them on Finbook? Finbook? What's that? That's where we Finfluids. Oh, yeah. I was hoping no one heard that. Thanks for keeping that little eye. Yeah. I had to. It was good. But no, these these whales I think appreciate our our humor and it's cool that they're... Oh, they kinda give me a high five with their fin. It's Woah. Yeah. Get a little friendly there, whale. Yeah. I was the one you just slapped my head. That was a smack. That was Yeah. That was pretty aggressive. Yeah. Maybe we should get out of here. These these whales are turning. It was fun hanging out with the whales, but I'm a little I'm a little... They're they're pretty... They're huge. Wow. And I don't wanna get swelled. Don't wanna get eaten by one unintentionally. Really close now. We're... Don't wanna get swallowed by a whale. Yeah. Okay. No one's ever written a book or anything about it. So... Yeah. For... About surviving a whale attack? Yeah. Or being swallowed by a whale. We could write a book about that. Oh my god. Okay. So... Yes. What? Are are we gonna ride this whale back to shore? Take it take it wherever it's... It's offering a ride. Alright. Let's hop on the whale and see where we can go. Alright. International feel. Feel. We're traveling by whale tonight. This has been a very special episode. We, you know, went to look for a whale. We found a whale, and now the whale is taking us... Can't take us home. Yeah. Or or maybe on an adventure. Maybe we'll find out some whale nightlife where the whale likes to party, where the whales hang out, where the cool whale hotspots are. Yeah. So Cool eateries. Yeah. We'll we'll report back to you next week, on International Feel live on Wednesdays from nine to ten, umfm dot com, one one point five, and international feel dot org. Whale, take us home. Whale, you had it. Yeah. Alright. I guess let's have the whale have the last word. Whale said. Heaven. Of international field. Taking taking the whale home. We'll see you next week.
