Episode Transcript Hey. Long time no see. It's International Feel on 1 1.5 UMFM. Or if you're digitally inclined, u m f m dot com, as you heard in the ad just there, and international field dot org. Yes. Believe your ears. This is 1 1.5 UMFM, and currently International Feel is the program. Mhmm. And 1 more time, just because we want this message to stick. Yeah. It's, International Feel. International Feel. International Feel. International Feel. I I've heard repetition is, the key to success in advertising. So Yeah. And it also it has a bit of, like, a Candyman kind of effect. Oh, yeah. Where if you say You summon. Yeah. You can summon the show. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's that's another way you can access us. Mhmm. You know, there's the the website with past episodes or you can you can simply say International Feel 3 times. Do you have to be in front of a mirror or do you have to be holding like a burning candle or something? Yeah. I think you gotta melt wax into your hand. It's gotta be Yeah. Yeah. Small sacrifice. Pain pain sacrifice. Yeah. You have to carve a pentagram into your hand with it. It will appear. Like a knife. We won't come empty handed. We'll have snacks and bandages for your Yeah. We'll we'll take care of your hand, for sure. For sure. And we'll we'll give you some some grapes, maybe. Yeah. We'll take care of your hand and give you some handouts. Yeah. Because that's that's the international feel that way. It's a it's a family it's a family operation here. We'll take care of you if you if you join the family. Not not that it's like a Charles Manson esque cult or anything. Yeah. It's a little cultish, which could could be cool. It could be the direction we go with the show. You know, I there was that I had a run-in with a cult once. They I think they call themselves the the order of the golden octopus. Mhmm. They were trying to trying to recruit me, but I I resisted. I don't know what their deal was. I'm still getting their literature in the mail. Did you say it was occult or occult? It was a bit of both. An occult? It was As in It was an occult cult. An occult cult. Was it was the Order of the Golden Octopus. They gave me this cool, like, pendant. You wanna look at it? Yeah. Can I It's pretty sweet? See, it's kinda like this golden octopus thing. Yeah. If I look into its eyes, it's very mesmerizing. Yeah. No. You shouldn't look into its eyes, though. Oh, I can't I can't resist. Oh, you can't resist. I think Yeah. Look at that pendant. Man, he was whispering into my ear. Yeah. Messages. Beautiful octopus whispers. Which the octopus is known for. Yeah. The golden river octopus. Yeah. Which which resides in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada where we're broadcasting from. Yeah. And this is why the cult is kind of in our backyard here. Yeah. Yeah. It's 's it's festering here. This order of the golden octopus. Yeah. I don't know. And the good deeds they largely do for the community. Largely. But I think they're they're in they're trying to summon the the river octopus and Which is bad. Trying to turn it against the the our fair city. We need Godzilla to intervene. Sadly, I think that's the only our only hope. Yeah. Godzilla, you're our only hope. So, Godzilla, if you're out there, we may need you in the near future when the, the cult summons the octopus. That's a string of words that I never thought I'd be saying on on air. Yeah. Broadcasting out there. This is an emergency people. There is a large octopus taking over the river. We need to summon Godzilla. It's our Orson Welles moment. In a calm and orderly fashion, begin to exit the city. That's good. That's good. I like it. A false alarm though. If you're you're tuning in and you're hearing these this is not not an actual sign of distress. There's no octopus currently attacking the city. Yet. Yet. Yeah. Yeah. Can we can't say with all certainty. We don't mean to alarm you, but it could happen at any moment. It could. And we still we're still trying to keep Godzilla in our back pocket. Yeah. We we got him in the Rolodex. We're We got his number? We we've got it mostly dialed in here. We're waiting to see if this octopus shows up and Yeah. I think we'll finish dialing it. Your your agent is also Godzilla's agent. Yeah. Yeah. We Show this thing. Been that way for a while. Yeah. We both break broke into the industry at the same time. We've been wanting to we've been wanting to do a project together for a while. Well But there was that passion project you were talking about when you and Godzilla wanted to do that that buddy comedy. Yeah. It's a musical. Buddy comedy. Buddy comedy music. Yeah. That that should have been good. I I would finance that. Yeah. It never yeah. We did we couldn't get the backing at the time. Yeah. So Well, 1 day maybe. Yeah. Maybe, now is the time. Yeah. Godzilla, give us a call. Yeah. I'm the Godzilla 1. Yeah. 2 0 4 2 6 9 8 6 3 6. We wanna hear from you. And, if you're just a fan of Godzilla, we also wanna hear from you. Yeah. We wanna hear your, Godzilla impersonation. Your best give us your best Godzilla. Just when we pick up the phone, just give us your Godzilla. Yeah. No no yeah. No saying hello. No salutation. Just just jump right into Yeah. See, that one's pretty good. Yeah. That was mine. Yeah. I've been working on it though. I've been practicing. Yeah. So if you think you can top that Yeah. Get on the Godzilla line. Again, 2 0 4 2 6 9 8 6 3 6. That gets us on the Godzilla line. Godzilla line. It's actually just a Godzilla on the numpad. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Just just type oops. Oh. 0, no. What if what do we do without our our background? Godzillas. I don't like this. I don't like that at all. That scared me. Yeah. Well The trip's gone bad, man. Yeah. The trip's going bad. This is International Feel. We're here for another 0.5 hour. Yeah. Stick around. Yeah. Provide provided this wasn't Godzilla taking out our broadcasting or the the giant octopus. Yeah. Oh, no. Uh-oh. Alright. More music to come while we flee from Godzilla. This is International Feel. Sweeping the nation like a phenomenon. It's International Feel. On 1 0 1.5, UMFM. U m f m dot com or international feel dot org. Yep. You know what I've heard? International Feel is the People's Radio Show. It's the People's Radio Show. It's the radio show by the people, for the people. Yeah. And known for the people's elbow. Known known for the people's elbow. Yeah. I think we yeah. It was our signature move 1st. Yeah. So Dwayne The Rock Johnson, we're calling you out. Yeah. View rep. Oh, no. I was gonna say we got a Godzilla on our side. Yeah. So View rep The Rock. Let's enter some negotiations We'll settle this in the ring. Like we do. So, yeah, if you wanna settle it in the ring, we'll see you next week. Bring your own ring. B y o r. Are are you suggesting that we're gonna have Dwayne The Rock Johnson on next week's episode of International Feel? If he's not chicken enough, if he's not chicken, he'll show up. Yeah. So maybe next week, we might have a special guest to tune in. That that'll be a surprise. What else who else can we throw in there? Maybe special guest referee. We'll see if we can bring Godzilla back. Godzilla it's gonna be tag team. Yeah. Dwayne The Rock Johnson and who who would be a good tag team partner for him? Bob Balaban? That could work. And then us, special gift for guest referee Godzilla. Oh. I like it. Yeah. If if we can't get Bob Balaban, who who should we get for As a substitute? Yeah. Who would you who would you who do you think you could take in a wrestling match? Oh. Well, that's that list is very I wanna say I can take Bob Balaban. I think he could he could give me a leg drop and probably cripple me. He give you a run for the money. Yeah. I would be running from Bob Balaban. Bob Bob the Bruiser Balaban. Think he's called in the ring. As he's known. Yeah. As he's feared in the ring. He's a friend of the show, so it's all in good fun. We only have friends of the show. We're we're 1 of the only radio shows with no enemies. We have we don't get any hate mail, and we we would refuse to open any hate mail. Yeah. We can sense It's kind of like 1 of those if we don't see it, it doesn't exist. Yeah. Yeah. We can sense the vibe of a letter before we open it. Mhmm. Mhmm. So we just we put it in a bottle and cast it out to sea before we even read it. That's how we deal with hate mail. Yeah. We put it in that bottle and then we like smash it on like the ship. On a ship. And then that ship is cursed. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that would explain all the the ship wrecks. And then we have to instantly sink that ship because it's cursed and then start build a new 1. Build it from the pieces of that. Do we break it because it's cursed? Or do we just break it and call it cursed? It's chicken or the egg situation. Chicken. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I'll take the egg. Yeah. I'll take the egg. I'll take the egg every time. I'll take mine scrambled. Or over easy. How do you take your eggs? It's in the in the egg line. The egg line, 2 0 4 2 6 9 8 6 3 6. Egg 6 3 6? I almost said that, and if I I I'm gonna have to check the tapes. Yeah. We got an egg 6 3 It's been a treat doing the show. We, yeah, we took some time off. It was summer, but now we're back. We're back in full effect. Yeah. This is a new season of International Feel. Can we give them the audience a sneak preview of the the season to come? Can we see what we've got in store? Should we should we roll the Supercut? My spleen. You won't get away with this. Who left that lion in here? See, that was the supercut. Yeah. So you're really gonna wanna stay tuned. Yeah. It's a it's a real mixed bag. Yeah. Writers. We're looking for new writers. Let's just say that if you're if you're looking for some part time writing job. We're in the middle of hiring. We can't do full time, but if you can if you can give us a bit of part time hours, we'll Yeah. We'd be happy for you. Yeah. Also, maybe like a marketing team and maybe some hair and makeup. Yeah. Director of photography. General pyrotechnics. We do have a we have a pretty bare bones crew, but I do have an orthodontist on retainer. It's pretty emergency dental work. That's good. Yeah. So, yeah, we I don't go anywhere without him. I think that's then the note to leave it on. Alright. Alright. International Feel, we will be back with a live show next week, next Wednesday from 9 to 10. Join us then. Yeah. It's all good? Yeah. Alright. International Feel signing off. Hi.
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