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That's right. You're listening to International Feel on 1 1.5 UMFM. Or u m f m dot com or international feel dot org. Or, I actually looked it up. It's bell 7 25 Okay. So we we had we had it fact checked. We've been spouting out different numbers every time. 7 25 7 37 39 7 39 I think it was think it was 7 7 7 Yeah. Lucky day. Yeah. So, yeah. However you're finding us, I'm hoping this episode is finding you well. International Feel back in full effect. Yeah. Summer vacation is over. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So thanks for joining us, spending some time with us. Time to crack the whip on these writers riders and Yeah. Know, get the cobwebs off them. Yeah. They've been here with the lights off. We've been neglecting them. I We usually keep a dish of food and fresh water out, but it's been a while since we've been in here. We've been off, you know, at the beach and various cabin getaways. Escapades. Escapades. Icecapades. Summer icecapades? Yeah. Ice teacapades? Oh, I like some iced teacapades. Some Arnold Palmer capades. I had a raspberry lemonade. Oh, yeah. It's been a while since I had a raspberry lemonade. Was it it was it was good? Actually, no. So it came back came back up? No. It wasn't good. They they only had the they'd premixed all their they ran out of just the lemonade. Okay. So it was a raspberry Arnold Palmer. Oh. That's that's a lot of flavors going on there. It quite good. Yeah. But enough about summer. We're back in We're back in Full force. In the studio. I think as a display of force to the writers and the rest of the staff, we should, let them know our new our new titles. Our new titles. For production. Yeah. We got to we gotta really, like, flex some muscle here, and we gotta intimidate the writers back into a solid writing groove. Yeah. Co host, they thought that was kind of just, oh, we just present Yeah. What they write, you know? Yeah. But It's bigger than that. We should up our up our title and be co Yeah. We're we're we're changing it today from co host to co provost. To co provost. I feel like that's a that's a pretty high and mighty title. So we deserve it. Right? We're we're not just presenters. We're we're administrators of the organization to the highest level. Yeah. We're prison wardens. Or Yeah. Similar conditions, actually, to the writing staff here. Yeah. You did say you wanted to crack the whip, so Yeah. I think co provost is a is a good title for us to have. So You'll be the administrator. I'll be the prison warden Prison warden type of executioner with the with the black hood. I just swing a chain around. Yeah. Grumble. So co provost said that we should celebrate. Yeah. See, the writing staff is scared. They're they're leaving. Yeah. They're walking out in protest of the co provost. Protesting the provost. Yeah. Protest the provost? You shouldn't, because we're really gonna lay down the law. So get back here, you writers. Write write us a script, because we're this is going off the rails. Yeah. Yeah. It's like I like flexing the muscle, and we should get those writers back to work because I'm at a loss for words. Yeah. I'm in summer mode. Yeah. We we don't need these writers. We can We can think we can scheme up scheme up an episode here or maybe dream something up. Yeah. What about I had an idea. This came to me in a fit of inspiration. I I how about we license out not vending machines, but claw machines. But instead of the usual stuffed toy prizes, have you, these will be luxury claw machines that have an assortment of fine fine cheeses inside. Doesn't that sound enticing when you wanna spend some some hard earned money on a a fine cheese claw machine? I I like I like the idea. It's like a premium cheese. It's a premium cheese. I could put in like a Yeah. You can a dollar, you can get anything from a nice Camembert, Emmental, Edom. To Kopravas. Kopravas, that Transylvanian blood cheese that's it's taken over. I I hear on social media is Mhmm. Obsessed with it. Compromise. Only cheeses? Like, are there any cracker, like, or could there could be a like, spreads. Yeah. There could be it could be cheese and cheese kind of accessories. It a different claw machine for your for your breads? No. It's like a standard claw machine, which will make it difficult, especially with the softer cheeses. So, like, the the firmer cheeses, those will be, like, the the 1st tier of difficulty and, you know, it's like money well spent still, but the softer cheeses, you get you get some of those Camembert. You get some of those runnier ones. That's gonna be harder to pick up, but definitely, you're gonna get get your your dollars' worth. So, coming, if you want to, contact us about, maybe, having 1 of these in your establishments, if you're a restaurant owner or arcade owner. Fine grocer. Fine grocer, you want a fine cheese claw machine in your establishment, give us a call on the claw machine line, 2 0 4 2 6 9 8 6 3 6 I feel that would actually be sweet at, like, a fine grocer, like Mhmm. Just like a like bottles of olive oil. Yeah. Yeah. Like yeah. Even it's like you can in there. You can pay full price or you can take a chance Yeah. You do. And get 1 of these luxury items in a claw machine. Maybe nothing breakable like a bottle of olive oil. That might smash if you pick it up. Yeah. Like, wedges of cheese and Yeah. Different, little tins of olives and Yeah. I, actually brought a prototype. Let me let me try this, cheese claw machine. I've We've had the we've had the lab working on it, so let let's just, just pop 0.25 in the machine here. Alright. See, you can use the joystick, and you can, you you give it a shot. Give it a shot. Okay. Yeah. Which cheese are you gonna go for? I think soft soft cheese seems out of my skill level. Oh, 1st try. You gotta try something easy like a like a firm Yeah. Maybe like a maybe this piece of feta. Oh, feta. It might crumble on you. Might crumble. Yeah. But give it Looks looks firm. Yeah. It looks pretty good. Oh. It's sitting in its brine. Miss. Alright. You dropped it. Oh, just here. Have another token. You should Alright. For that I'm gonna get me some brie. Get you some brie. Yeah. Oh, man. That's gonna taste so good. Anyways, we should maybe play some more music while we play this fine cheese claw machine and celebrate our co provost title. See, I'm already in a couple bucks nowadays. Well, that's how they get you. Still have no cheese. This seems like a scam. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's how we're gonna make our money. Right? Anyways, yeah. Contact us for, if you're interested in a fine cheese claw machine. Yeah. This is International Feel. We'll be here for another 0.5 hour. Yeah. Like a karate kick at International Feel. On 1 1.5 UMFM. U m f m dot com? And international field dot org. We're working on our karate kicks. We we've lost all our money to the cheese claw machine, so we're trying to Yeah. Trying to kick open the claw machine to get get some, some cheese out of there, and These scientists have thought of everything. Yeah. They It's like Bulletproof It's a bulletproof, glass claw machine. We, we have too many resources at our disposal, I think. Yeah. We've, sent them back into the lab to procure us a high powered laser. Yeah. Cut through. Something with a diamond tip, maybe. Yeah. Laser might not be a good 1 because it'll probably heat the Oh, yeah. The enclosure. Yeah. That's probably Contains the cheese. That's probably not not great. We don't wanna don't wanna rupture the the coolant whatever whatever. Some of those cheeses are pretty soft. Yeah. They're they're getting pretty runny. We should probably just like We need to liberate the cheeses from the claw machine. Let's just cover it with this blanket. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm getting distracted by all the cheeses, but thanks for joining us. It's International Feel. It's a it's a summer evening currently, so that means we're a little loopy. Yeah. We're we're just getting back to the swing of things here after a couple weeks. I feel like I'm I'm still wearing I'm still wearing a bathing suit. I feel like I I just swam here. I came from the beach. I just walked here. I'm still toweling off, getting some sand over my belly button. That beach wasn't a beach, it was the Shores of the Red River. Yeah. Well, it's a beach of technically, it's a shore. Yeah. I climbed out kinda like a shipwreck survivor. I've got, you know, bits of octopus in my hair. Yeah. People don't know that. The Oh, yeah. Red yeah. The river octopus. Yeah. Yeah. It's it comes out at night. It's pretty elusive, but you'll see it. Mhmm. You'll see it. The tentacles will grab you. It'll swat at you if you're walking too close to the water at night. Get a good 15 foot reach with those tentacles. Yeah. People don't realize, but Winnipeg, there are some some night octopuses. So watch out if you're if you're taking a stroll in the evening by the banks of the red. Watch out for those tentacles. Yeah. When the moon hits your eye, like a red river octopi. Yeah. The the that's how the old song goes. Alright. International Feel. Yeah. We're about done this episode, but we'll be back next week from 9 to 10 on 1 1.5 UMFM, u m f m dot com. In the meantime, yeah, go check out the show archives other shows. Lots of lots of shows on UMFM, so go check out the ShowGrid and find something that suits your fancy. There's something for everyone. I'm sure our show is an acquired taste, much like a soft cheese. Yeah. Some of the softer, smellier cheeses. Stilton or whatever. Yeah. Right. Like a blue cheese. It may offend some, but for others, it's a delicacy. That's that's International Feel. Well said. Well said. So, yeah, maybe we'll we got time for 1 more song? Yeah. We got got some no. Yeah. I was gonna say, I'm just I'm finding some more tokens to put in the claw machine. Get that claw machine out of here. I know. It's it's addictive. Although, don't move it too hastily here. Vending machine casualties or incidents are no joke. Yeah. I wouldn't wanna be trapped under 1 of those. So, yeah, don't don't try to rock a machine. It's not worth it. I mean, if all the ones to be trapped under, the cheese 1 is probably pretty good. I guess so. Until the refrigeration goes and you get covered and Snuffed out by these runny cheeses. Runny cheeses. Oh. Yeah. Danger. That's a that's a nightmare or a dream, depending on your outlook. But yeah. Enough about that. We got another song on deck. Yeah. I I got a an old favorite of the the show. Okay. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, perfect. Moa. Alright. International Feel signing off.
